420 ftw
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
