:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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