Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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