I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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