Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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