my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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