the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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