WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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