Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
A bitchslap is in order.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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