I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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