The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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