i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
false alarm, still single
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize