dude i'm inner monologue high
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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