YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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