Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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