This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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