Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We left the knife in your bed.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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