youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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