Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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