I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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