Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
you never un-have a 4some
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Randomize
