Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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