College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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