Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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