My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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