stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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