it was like his penis was on wheels.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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