Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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