quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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