i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I would ride that face into the sunset
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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