OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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