Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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