Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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