I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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