Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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