there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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