I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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