come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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