Im at strip club and am horny
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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