I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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