I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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