make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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