I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
