He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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