I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
