ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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