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(443): View more from Maryland

I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?

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(313): View more from Michigan

I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..

(313): View more from Michigan

I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..

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(503): View more from Oregon

Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped

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(231): View more from Michigan

Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.

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(949): View more from California

I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem

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(513): View more from Ohio

That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.

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(206): View more from Washington

I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before

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(614): View more from Ohio

Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye

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