Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
