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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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