Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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