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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.

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  college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.

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• (951): View more from California

  I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game

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• (845): View more from New York

  Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.

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