these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
