All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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