lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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